DISCLAIMER - if the ramblings of a 4-year-old about bodily functions grosses you out, move along.
Discussion over dinner tonight...
J - Mom, where do cows poop?
Me - Um... they just go right on the ground where they're standing.
J - So the ground is their potty?
Me - Yep.
J - Where do they pee?
Me - Same place... on the ground.
J - Well (pronounced WAY-uhl), I'm a match to a cow.
Me - What do you mean? (wondering where he's going with this...)
J - Well, a cow's poop is brown, and so is mine!
Me - You know, you're right...
J - Yeah, I'm a match!
On to more appropriate dinner conversation, Jacob told me last night "You make the best meals. Mom, you're a great cooker!" =)
3 comments:
HYS-TER-ICAL!!! Is this your normal type of topics at dinner time?? Just wondering!! haha
Kim ... it's really a wild card these days, but normally we don't discuss bodily functions. Right before that, he was counting the syllables in my sentences (and making all the numbers with his fingers complete with sound efx) and I told him to STOP with the numbers during dinner. ha. =)
Nice.
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