- Does God have a Bible?
- Are there cars in Heaven?
- Is there a store in Heaven?
- Are there leaves there? Trees?
- Is there a cross there?
- You are lovely
- You are 31 years old
- You live at 'xxxx Our Street'
- I love you very much
- I love you all the time b/c God is with us
- Similar to above with Joe's details
- You play X-Box with me
One-Way Conversation with WalMart cashier today...
Jacob: Hey, check out this beautiful world that God made
Jacob: Hey, what's the total going to be?
Jacob: I love you
Jacob: Happy New Year's Day
Conversation with our server at Cracker Barrel tonight...
Jacob: Hey, do you wanna go tractor tipping sometime?
Her: Hm... do you like the movie CARS?
Jacob: Yeah. Would you like to come to my house?
Her: Do you want to be my boyfriend?
Jacob: Yeah. Can I spend the night at your house sometime?
Her: You're moving a little too fast for me.
4 comments:
Your kid is crackin' me up !!!
How funny!!
He's a riot! He was sure to tell me on Thursday that "You didn't make that macaroni, God did". Hehehe.
ok cracker barrel is hilarious! What a great server. haha
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